The (Three Word) Story So Far:
The Vatican's top-secret squad of vampire hunters, Inez, Sophie, and Jean-Christophe, have been sent by the new Pope in search of the Holy Grail, believed to be hidden somewhere in the Carpathian Mountains. However, the Lord of the Vampires, Cyril, has despatched his vampiric hordes to delay the searchers, while his nano-robot vampire mosquitos drill a series of very small holes as they try to acquire the Grail first. Cardinal Poorlieu, meanwhile, has made a secret pact with a group of zombies who are experimenting with a new recipe for Soylent Green, which, the Pope has recently discovered, is people...
Now read on!
"Mon dieu", exclaimed
The Vatican's top-secret squad of vampire hunters, Inez, Sophie, and Jean-Christophe, have been sent by the new Pope in search of the Holy Grail, believed to be hidden somewhere in the Carpathian Mountains. However, the Lord of the Vampires, Cyril, has despatched his vampiric hordes to delay the searchers, while his nano-robot vampire mosquitos drill a series of very small holes as they try to acquire the Grail first. Cardinal Poorlieu, meanwhile, has made a secret pact with a group of zombies who are experimenting with a new recipe for Soylent Green, which, the Pope has recently discovered, is people...
Now read on!
"Mon dieu", exclaimed
